On Box Boy, On Blitzer

Media people keep calling that kid Balloon Boy. He never got in the balloon. He's Box Boy. That's what he was allegedly in when he allegedly hid (wink, wink) in the attic. To me, the best thing about what is truly an American family in reality-TV glutted USA these days was what the kid said just as Wolf Blitzer was getting ready to interview those dolts. They showed the outtake on CNN last night. The kid says: "Who the hell is Wolf?" I'm not makng this up. Who the hell indeed? He's the guy huffing and puffing to blow the door down to interview a six-year-old prankster.